Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure