Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

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How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.