Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

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How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.