Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.