Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

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What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire