What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor

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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"