What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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NapKIN