Nap Kin Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

What did the square say to the root?

Radical"

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Heshe Jokes More Heshe Jokes

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.