I can clearly see ur nuts.
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Con-grab-ur-asians!!
Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
if u say its not ok they give it to u for free
If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.
A police shooting range.
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
Ghoooooooooooooouuull!
A Dead End.
I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.
All are equally oxymoronic.
Misunderstanding
Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger
Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)
Because he'd drop everything
There's twenty of them.
There's 20 of them
