Square Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

What did the square say to the root?

Radical"

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

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What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

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What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers?

0, 1, e, pi.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

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What's the square root of sixty-nine?

What's the square root of sixty-nine? Eight-something!

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.