What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.

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What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.