What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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How old was I when I was 3?

me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs