Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Sewer Jokes More Sewer Jokes

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide