Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are?

Test tickles

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Sewer Jokes More Sewer Jokes

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!