Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

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Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Sewer Jokes More Sewer Jokes

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!