What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.