What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!