Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

Sewer Jokes More Sewer Jokes

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis