Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Sewer Jokes More Sewer Jokes

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.