What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

What did the square say to the root?

Radical"

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!