What is the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.