How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

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How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)