How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

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How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.