How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.