Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.
Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.
There is lotion and used tissues laying around
it doesn't need cleaned.
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
The guest of honor always shows up late!
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
The quality of the sandwich.
Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.
