Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the definition of "de javu"?

Jokes on

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

Evacuate Jokes More Evacuate Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.