Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

Why was the Facebook post redundant?

Because I already reddit

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Evacuate Jokes More Evacuate Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence