Your kids
Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
11 years old.
They were all born on holidays."
A child born in Chernobyl, duh.
One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with... And the other carries groceries.
brothel sprouts!
A brothel sprout