What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine