What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

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What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.