What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

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Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?