What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket