What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

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Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one