What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there