What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.