Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

a restraining order.