Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

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What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

a restraining order.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.