What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll