How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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How did the Bohemian pay?

Just a Check

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly