How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

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What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

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What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly