How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Thesaurus Jokes More Thesaurus Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.