Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What do you call a french organized crime detective?

J'accuza

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

What is round and hates French people?

The World.