Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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What does a pirate drink for breakfast?

Arrrrange juice.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.