What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

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What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.