What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What do you call a dehydrated French man?

Pee Air

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

Laos Jokes More Laos Jokes

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Laotian Jokes More Laotian Jokes

What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.