What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!