What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

It's Alaska, don'Juneau.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Big Ear Jokes More Big Ear Jokes

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !