What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

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What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

What is it called when a heavy gambler goes on vacation?

Paradice...

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What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

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What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!