How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

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What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

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When did the 100 years war get serious?

When the English got Crecy

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said