How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

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What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

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What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.