How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know?

Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !