Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

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How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat?

A snapping turtle!

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!