Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

Who is the most communist cat in the world?

Meow Zedong

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

What country is next to USA?

USB.

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How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

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Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper