Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

What's the name of the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

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How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper