What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders