What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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What's Pink and Hard???

A Pig with a Flip Knife.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.