How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why