What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.