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An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
Wooden you like to know
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
Out of plaice.
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
He's been living under The Rock.
