What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

fish are cool

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What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.