What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.