What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

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Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.