What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

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How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.