How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

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What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.