Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

Swingset Jokes More Swingset Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.