How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

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Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door