What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...