What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

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How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire?

Diego wop wop wop .

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.