How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.