How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

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Who drowns?

The boat.

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk