How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.