How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.