What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What would happen if the BLM people became white lives matter?

They would finally be right.

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Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters. hehee

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

How did the homeless handicap child die?

Alone

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Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.