What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What happened to Kim Jong?

He was ill.

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What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

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What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!