What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.