What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried