What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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The elf-abet.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.