What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried