Eminem.
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He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.
wraps
Because he's a Wrap God
A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.
Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.
Aftermath
I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?
It doesn't Mather.
He is made of Mathers
See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"
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Eminems.
Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
Marshall arts.
Shady's back*
He was an Afghani-Stan.
GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
I don't know. They've never tried.
Go Ahead Make My Day"
Two days.
You can leave Reddit.
Crackers always leave crumbs.
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.
They should at least take a shot at it
Well I'll be dog-gone.
It died.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.