Eminem Jokes

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

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Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

What is Eminem's favourite food?

wraps

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

What is Eminem made of?

He is made of Mathers

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

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What's a rapper's favorite candy?

Eminems.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

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Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

Mather Jokes More Mather Jokes

What is Eminem made of?

He is made of Mathers

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Aftermath Jokes More Aftermath Jokes

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.