What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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On a Gir-raft.

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Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

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Zoocchini

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Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.