What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

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Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING: