He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.
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Camembert
The tale of a rat.
Cheap cheap!
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
Zoocchini
A: For spare parts.
The bird doesn't feel he's home.
When he turns into his cage !
because she lost the recipe.
A tale of whoa!
A bite-time story.
In a nest-cafe !
Roast turkey !
Because snakes make lots of strikes.
They couldn't they were adders !
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
They both used to have Les (less) Miles!
Not knowing how to use a coathanger...
Dad - "How can I I barely know her!"
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)