He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.
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Camembert
The tale of a rat.
Cheap cheap!
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
Zoocchini
A: For spare parts.
The bird doesn't feel he's home.
When he turns into his cage !
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Pepperoni and cheese.
My-cawk!
When it's going Cheep.
Camembert!
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
A grudge.
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
A Perch!
A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!
Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.
He was an Afghani-Stan.
It doesn't Mather.
Oh my god a talking coconut!
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"