He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.
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Camembert
The tale of a rat.
Cheap cheap!
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
Zoocchini
A: For spare parts.
The bird doesn't feel he's home.
When he turns into his cage !
Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!
Johnny Cage
Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!
Polyunsaturated
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
By Spaghett-e-mail!
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
They can't control their pupils.
A: Wet feet.
Because they were Turkish.
He was feeling a little horse.
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Weight for it...
Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
