When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!