When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

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Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.