How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

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How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him